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(no subject) [Aug. 13th, 2016|08:12 am]
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I had a dream last night that members of the Chinese Mafia ate all my egg custard tarts. I think they were coming to do crime, but I was like, would you like some tarts and they were really enthusiastic about having them, so I felt bad. When I woke up, Mike told me he dreamed the council were paving our road with brooms and people who walked too slowly got swept along by the tarring crews. They were so tired that when the brush caught them, they flopped limply and rolled along the uneven ground without protest. Now we're going to M&S to buy tarts and watch out for roving gangs of pavers/tart eaters on the way.

Also, yesterday I saw an awkwardly smiling dog. He passed me on the narrow walkway along the north quay and he was big so I had to squeeze to one side to let him pass. His mouth was smipy but his eyebrows were apologetic and he trotted past quickly,like he didnt want to be stroked. It makes me happy when dogs are awkward and apologetic for existing; i feel like its ok when i do it then.
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(no subject) [Jul. 17th, 2016|05:46 pm]
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Mike just legit got mad at my Wormmon plushie because an antennae jabbed him in the eye, and I quote, "I can't choke him with his fucking fat neck! I tried to strangle him and my hands won't fit!" *throws him across the room* "You know what, fuck off Wormmon, this is why Ken hates you."

Eta: now he's pointedly hugging Terriermon and telling him his ears are silky while glaring at Wormmon. I fear for the emotional wellbeing of our stuffed toys.
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(no subject) [Jul. 17th, 2016|02:22 pm]
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Douglas carnival starts in ten minutes. Time for shitty parade floats honouring bizarre local businesses. Hopefully I'll be able to get a photo of ChimpBee this year. What does ChimpBee advertise? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.
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(no subject) [Jul. 10th, 2016|09:44 pm]
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I love the internet. I went looking for Tanis fanfic to keep me going through the hiatus and SO MUCH of it is Nic/Geoff van Sant porn.

Honestly Geoff reminds me of that guy from The Tingler whose wife dies and Vincent Price is doing her autopsy and the guy just CONTINUALLY asks Vinnie P to go for a drink with him, like WHY ARE YOU SO INVESTED IN BEING FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY WHO YOU MET BECAUSE HE WAS CUTTING UP YOUR DEAD WIFE?!

Anyway, spoiler alert, the guy turns out to have murdered his wife, but even after it's revealed he still REALLY wants to be Vincent Price's friend and Vinnie P is like WHAT NO YOU'RE A TOTAL MURDERER GOODBYE FOREVER! So, Geoff van Sant is probably COMPLETELY EVIL but I will *totally* read fic about this polite Canadian guy and this totally-murderous ex-military guy boning, so, thank you internet for making LITERALLY EVERYTHING about sex. Good job.
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(no subject) [Jul. 8th, 2016|07:28 pm]
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Last night i dreamt a woman i work with was in a relationship with abraham lincoln. there was a jelly apocalypse just wiping out humanity, like you know the transparent slime inside a pork pie, between the pastry and the meat lump inside? It was that stuff. If it touched you it spread all over you and you were suspended in it, not dead but like in suspended animation, like you couodnt move or speak and you werent aware of the world around you. The only way to get out was if a noninfected person touched you, then the slime spread to them and you were free.

Anyway, this lady got infected, and for some reason she was more important to humanity's survival than Lincoln, so he sacrificed himself to save her. He took some of her bangles to wear so he would have part of her when he as in the jelly, and she cried nad screamed and it was really sad.

Then it was later and this stpry had become a famous tale of love and sacrifice to the survivors of the jelly apocalypse and someone made a movie of it. The world was still all jelly and a bunch of us were watching this movie. The lady was with us and lincoln was still in jelly. Anyway we got to the scene where movie!lincoln goes in jelly and movie!lady was crying and then she was all like noooooooooooooo i loooovvveeeeee yooooooouuuu and it was suer dumb and overdramatic and all of us sat around waching it started laughing.

This woman just watched a dramatised version of the time she lost the love of her life, and WE STRAIGHTUP LAUGHED IN HER FACE ABOUT IT.

Dream me is mean, i guess.
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(no subject) [Jul. 3rd, 2016|09:25 pm]
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Mike was playing a mission on MGS where there was an infection and he had to go into the quarantine and rescue any noninfected dudes and mercy kill the infected ones, and he went in and there was a room with like six infected dudes just stood to attention, saluting keifer and waiting for him to mercykill them and there was this dead sad music playing, and he killed them and it was sad and then he found a fucking tape deck that was playing a cassette of the sad music, like these dudes fucking musical-scored their own mercykill, what a massive bunch of drama-hams. it really made me less sad about their stoic acceptance of death, the fucking posers.
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(no subject) [May. 21st, 2016|08:49 am]
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Arukenimon's all, come here Ken, you have a secret admirer, and then Davis straight jumps off the top ofthe truck to rescue him, like, where have you been Arukenimon, that hasn't been a secret since basically the inception of his crush.
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(no subject) [May. 15th, 2016|07:29 pm]
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OH MY GOD LUCEMON WILL YOU JUST FUCKING DIE
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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2016|11:34 pm]
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I just started rewatching digimon 02. Oh god i forgot how in love with Tai davis was at the start.
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(no subject) [May. 5th, 2016|06:07 pm]
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Fuck off, Tamers. God I hate that sack of shit red dinosaur so much. This is in no way an overreaction.
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(no subject) [May. 3rd, 2016|12:26 pm]
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Last night I dreamt that Ben Franklin was a digidestined. He was talking to some dude, i dont remember who but it was someone else from American politics but not from Franklins time period. Anyway, Franklin schooled the guy on Seadramon digivolutions, put on some goggles and walked out. So maybe im watching too much Digimon,but obvs. the truth is Franklin is the leader of the Washington Digidestined of his generation. Fact.
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(no subject) [May. 1st, 2016|11:33 am]
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Demiveemon: "Davis, I have a question: if you're one of the guys now, does that mean you used to be one of the girls, and if so, why didn't you tell me about it?

Demiveemon.

Demiveemon tho.
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(no subject) [Apr. 30th, 2016|10:59 pm]
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Mike and I legitimately just squabbled over character shipping in Gortimer Gibbon. Apparently he is fully team Stanley/Catherine "because they're clearly setting it up" but Mel and Ranger are "just friends" and im reading too much into it. WHATEVER ROMANCE BASED IN FRIENDSHIP IS THE BEST YOULL NEVER STOP ME COPPER!!
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(no subject) [Apr. 27th, 2016|06:55 pm]
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I would just like to thank Miike Snow for basically creating the emperor!Ken/Davis theme song:

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(no subject) [Apr. 26th, 2016|08:21 pm]
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I really want Kens Tri coat. Not even for cosplay, just to wear on a daily basis. GOD universe, let me have my dream of being a crazy twelve year old with a whip and a world domination fixation.
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(no subject) [Apr. 26th, 2016|07:47 am]
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So MegaSeadramon has the 02 kids trapped in an undersea oil platform and Kens like, meh, deal with 'em, I have a lunch date. KEN YOU DO NOT STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS MEGASEADRAMON HE DOESN'T CARE.
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(no subject) [Apr. 23rd, 2016|10:41 pm]
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Finally got to see Krampus, yay! When the gran was in the house alone with him and he reaches out to stroke her face and then his massive long tongue comes out, i totally thought he was going to kiss her. I genuinely thought the plot twist would be that Krampus was the kids grandad and hes been ragging the gran all along and then Krampus, the main kid and the gran'd run off and be belsnickels together.

The movie was pretty sweet as it stands, but I still totally ship Krampus/the gran.
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(no subject) [Apr. 23rd, 2016|02:58 pm]
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Hahah, some bellend boyracer just snapped his axle hopping the curb outside our building. Every weekend we have to listen to these fucking inbreeds revving their shitty engines inside the packing structure across the road in a futile attempt to prove theyre not a travesty of personhood, and now this worthless sack of shit is going to have to pay to get his crappy ford fiesta towed and an expensive repeair on top of it. Fuck you, you embarrasment of a human being. I hope your car gets scrapped.
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(no subject) [Apr. 22nd, 2016|10:16 pm]
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Mike just described getting nerdrage over the new Sky ad that has tateinhispants as quicksilver but uses the come and get your love song from guardians and he was all OMG MARVEL AND FOX QUICKSILVERS ARE NOT THE SAME and i was like, oh, you are raging out about nerdy biz? you? i am so astonished CUE CHOKING JOFFREY MEME.

Geek love forever, is basically what im saying.
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tri [Apr. 22nd, 2016|09:56 pm]
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until the emperor showed up, i was like 30% convinced that meiko was m-t-f ken. Like, that was a totally realistic possibility to me, because she is just the woobiest bits of ken's post-kaizer persona.

Also... no really, WHERE IS DAVIS?!
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(no subject) [Apr. 19th, 2016|10:59 pm]
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Just found out Mike watched the new season of Gortimer Gibbons without me. Such betrayal!
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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2016|09:08 pm]
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HAHAH hejust started singing the Eerie, Indiana theme tune because we are so nineties right now.
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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2016|09:04 pm]
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Mike and I just found out the convenience store near us does actual physical DVD rentals, so of course we ran home, got two proofs of address and our passports, and signed up for that shit. We are now home with our new, first-issued-in-April-2016 membership cards, our rental DVDs, and three boxes of microwave popcorn.

I can safely say that this will be the nineties-est night in the history of our lives, possibly even including the time we were actually alive in the nineties.
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(no subject) [Apr. 8th, 2016|09:35 pm]
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WAIT IS DAVIS DEAD?!
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(no subject) [Apr. 7th, 2016|09:00 pm]
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Just been watching Digimon Tri. Ken is blatently the Digimon Emperor again because Davis is dating someone else. Literally nothing will convince me this isnt the reason for his relapse.

Also, TK looks like such a fucking jebend now. Fuck your scarf you little prick.
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(no subject) [Mar. 25th, 2016|03:04 pm]
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Christian Slater's character in Mr. Robot is basically just JD from Heathers as an adult. This pleases me far more than the actual proposed Heathers TV series is likely to.
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Just Add Magic [Mar. 23rd, 2016|08:50 pm]
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I just watched the series finale of Just Add Magic, and oh glob you guys, somebody please watch it so I have people to flail about it with.

Also, it had better get renewed for a second season.
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(no subject) [Mar. 15th, 2016|08:38 pm]
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I'm back.

Thank you to everyone who left comments of support on my last post. Without going into too much detail, it was unpleasant, and I had to step away from a lot of other things for a while, but I got through it and am currently feeling much better.

I really appreciate all the kind words and thoughts sent my way.
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(no subject) [Jan. 24th, 2016|06:51 pm]
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Mike is playing Bioshock, and there's a level where the miniboss is this insane plastic surgeon, and when you finally track him down and the fight starts, he's screaming about how his patients are too fat, too tall, too symmetrical, and then he sees you and starts yelling about how ugly you are while attacking you.

And it's disturbing how much similarity it has with the latest adverts for Tracey Bell, a local chain of "Dental and Aesthetic Medical Clinics".
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(no subject) [Jan. 8th, 2016|01:57 pm]
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Why is it that the stupider someone is, the morethey need to blame their idiocy on other people? Its not my problem that you dont know your bank account number, or that you are for some reason incapable of getting it from a debit card, a bank statement, your online banking, or the people you actually bank with. Im not reading your full bank details out to you over the phone, and im not sending a copy of the mandate to an address we dont have on file for you. I dont care how much you screech and scream that your bank is hard to get in touch with, especially since theyre a major highstreet bank with a branch in the town you live in.

I really hope it was an attempt at bank fraud, because the alternative is that this guy really was that fucking moronic, and that makes me die a litte inside.
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Snowflake Challenge [Jan. 5th, 2016|09:58 pm]
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Day 4

In your own space, create a fanwork. Make a drabble, a ficlet, a podfic, or an icon, art or meta or a rec list. Arts and crafts. Draft a critical essay about a particular media. Put together a picspam or a fanmix. Write a review of a Broadway show, a movie, a concert, a poetry reading, a museum trip, a you-should-be-listening-to-this-band essay. Compose some limericks, haikus, free-form poetry, 5-word stories. Document a particular bit of real person canon. Take some pictures. Draw a stick-figure comic. Create something. Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so.


Marshall's Theory of Believability-themed charm bracelet over on eerie_indiana
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Snowflake Challenge [Jan. 5th, 2016|06:38 pm]
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Day 5

Leave feedback for a fanwork. Or multiple fanworks. It can be as simple as I liked this to a detailed list of all the things you loved about the fanwork. The key is to leave some sort of feedback.

If you've already left feedback in the course of a previous challenge, it totally counts. But you're free to leave more feedback.

Afterwards, leave a comment in this post with the equivalent of "I did it!" If you feel so inclined, leave a link to the fanwork you left feedback for so others can check it out.


This worked out well, as I was just utterly failing to work on the fic masterlist for eerie_indiana and reading the first ever entry to our first ever Fic Fest:

Chocolates by eviinsanemonkey[Unknown LJ tag]
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(no subject) [Jan. 3rd, 2016|10:16 pm]
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The guy playing the Governor looks like a cross between Liam Neeson and John Lesley. I say "cross" and not "lovechild" because, you know, John Lesley.
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(no subject) [Jan. 2nd, 2016|12:19 pm]
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Dozed off watching the walking dead, woke up to mike actually sobbing because merle died and heartbroken daryl dixon is heart breaking. Silent hills getting canned may have been a blessing in disguise, since the whole game was likely to be about a sad norman reedus being made even more sad.
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Snowflake Challenge [Jan. 2nd, 2016|11:21 am]
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Day 2

In your own space, create a list of at least three fannish things you'd love to receive, something you've wanted but were afraid to ask for - a fannish wish-list of sorts. Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your wish-list if you feel comfortable doing so. Maybe someone will grant a wish. Check out other people's posts. Maybe you will grant a wish. If any wishes are granted, we'd love it if you link them to this post.


All my fannish wishes are for the eerie_indiana fandom:

I'd love a story focusing on the Unkind Ones, Eerie's most notorious biker gang (bonus points if there are other less-notorious biker gangs also existing in Eerie)

I'd love a crossover with Eerie and the movie the 'Burbs

And I really want an Unkind Ones patch that I can wear on a shirt or jacket, like the Sons of Anarchy reaper patch but maybe holding a lost puppy instead of an anarchy ball, and with a fishing rod with a dollar bill at the end instead of an assault rifle.
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Snowflake Challenge [Jan. 1st, 2016|10:05 am]
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Day 01

In your own space, talk about why you are doing the Fandom Snowflake Challenge? What drew you to it as a participant? What do you hope to accomplish by doing these challenges?


In all honesty, I'm doing it because all the posts on my Flist mentioned that it was fun, that it was low-pressure, and that it was primarily an excuse to talk about your fandom/s and why they were so great in tandem with a bunch of other people doing the same thing.

Last year was the first time I've engaged with any fandom in an active way for years. It started with an Eerie, Indiana rewatch on the eerie_indiana comm in August and spiralled from there. I had forgotten how much fun fandom is, and I wrote more than I had in a long, long time. I want to keep that feeling going, and share it.
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(no subject) [Dec. 28th, 2015|03:16 pm]
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Dale from the walking dead is just the grownup version of tk from digimon. gilligan hat dont lie.
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(no subject) [Dec. 24th, 2015|01:10 pm]
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Christmas eve day! Both an eve and a day! Its a christmas miracle!
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(no subject) [Dec. 23rd, 2015|10:22 pm]
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So about five thousand years later, i finally found out who killed rosie larsson. The answer, apparently, is EVERYBODY EVER. didnt see it coming, so, well done show?

Also, man, can mayor jorden collier catch a fucking break please? Framed for a murder he didnt commit so the other dude can win a fucking election, gets shot because of it, winds up in a wheelchair, turns out to be suicidal over his wifes death, and has bettys asshole brother from mad men basically kick all his weak spots before committing suicide by cop right in front of him? Jesus.

I admit i wasnt pleased with him for breakng it off with shawn in the 4400, but this was beyond the level of karmic payback he had coming.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2015|10:48 pm]
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Watching the moomins. Mr brisk is such a FUCKING cunt. If moomin doesn't want to join your shitty organised-fun activities, don't push the issue, you overbearing douche.
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Gotham: stands for Garbage on Television Herp and Mess [Dec. 18th, 2015|10:08 pm]
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So barbara gordon and peter petrelli are like a murder couple now? Oh wait i dont care, fuck these boring failures.
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2015|07:12 pm]
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i think ive mentioned before that my department at work consists of me and one other guy, who does the exact same job as me and gets paid 25% more than i do. Ive raised it at my last two six monthly appraisals, and the first time it was ignored, and the second time i was told if i wanted to get paid the same as a man doing the same job as me, i had to prove i deserved it.

And yeah, i probably should have left then, but i need to pay rent and stuff.

So my appraisal is next month, and ive reduced aged debt for my dept by 70% from where it was in august, and i got... an afternoon off and a bunch of vague promises to look at it in january but there are no guarantees, the budget may already be fixed, there might not be money...

I dont care if i have to go back to temping, if i dont get my salary increased to what danny makes, im handing my notice in. with the system problems, the migration failures, the constant crashes and lost data and the FUCKING BULLYING FROM CUSTOMER SERVICES, and being told i need to prove im good enough to pay what theyll pay a man, enugh is fucking enough.
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(no subject) [Dec. 10th, 2015|06:32 pm]
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Me: *picks up wrapping paper, stickytape and scissors* im going in the bedroom to do secret biz for a while. Dont disturb me.

Twenty minutes later:

Mike: *busts in like a bespectacled koolaid man* hey baba you want a cup of tea?

Me: *shielding unwrapped presents with my dressing gown* argh get out nosy!

Mike: i thought you were putting on sexy undies

Me: at no point did i gve you that impression

Mike: are they under the dressing gown? *tries to peek*

Me: *trying to hide presents while simultenously not crushing them given that i, the presents, the scissors amd the wrapping paper are now all tangled in my housecoat*

*mike goes away, only to come back every halfhour and rattle the doorhandle and laugh when i swear at him*
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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2015|11:09 pm]
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Babies need to stop hogging all the frog blankets. dont be fucking selfish, babies.
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2015|07:52 pm]
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Every time im watching something where a dude is all, "i lost (number) good men doing (thingie)", i always wonder if theres like a higher number of peeps who actually died, but the person talking hated them and is only sad about a small percentage of them.

Like, i lost five good men fighting roboinsectobots wearing hats, but actually like three hundred people were killed, but 295 of those people were worthless twats, so fuck those losers.
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2015|03:27 pm]
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Flameo instant noodles (the noodliest noodles in the united republic) is the noodle cart empire davis starts at the end of digimon 02. Fact.
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2015|12:34 pm]
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So, watching Amon and his Equalists attack the probending championships in republic city just got a lot more unsettling after Paris. Thanks, real life. That scene wasn't upsetting enough to begin with.
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Whispering skull audiobook [Dec. 7th, 2015|12:05 pm]
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So mike walked in right when the narration referred to “quill kipps and his gang" and he was like, that sounds like an Elizabethan bardic version of kool and the gang, so now everyone at the fittes agency is referred to as “quill and the bards", complete with playing an air-lute and singing “play that aurally pleasing music" in a stupid Kenneth branaugh voice.
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(no subject) [Dec. 5th, 2015|08:49 pm]
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I dreamt i was sittin on a log on a beach at night, therewas a bonfire in front of me,and mike walk passed me with tobey maguire and he was like, im with him now, and when i turned around leo dicaprio waslooki.g at me with pity in his eyes.

And i was like, dont you pity me, you havent even won an oscar!

And now i feel horrible, like, im sorry i lashed out at you leo, i was upset because i just got dumped for tobey maguire but thats not your fault.

Sorry leo. Im so sorry. I know you just wanted to help me.
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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2015|10:45 am]
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Wow, Lockwood is kind of a dick. I'm listening to the Whispering Skull audiobook, and the main police dude has hired Lockwood n co to find this thingie that peeps are killing each other over, that also independently kills peeps, and theyre at a party and Barnes (police dude) is all, oh hey Lockwood, any progress on that case that a) I am paying you to work on and b) that is costing people all across London their lives?

And Lockwood's response is basically, "Lol nope, ps also George is fat."

Even leaving aside the fact that it's a shitty thing to say about your mate when he's standing right there, YOU ARE TALKING TO A DUDE WHO HIRED YOU WHO IS ASKING FOR A PROGRESS UPDATE ON A THING HE GAVE YOU MONEY TO WORK ON. Be more professional, jeez!
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