...all long pig, all the time...

froodle @ 2009-12-18T00:13:00

2009-12-18T00:13:37Z

Okay, which of you 'tards (apart from Snithy, obviously) voted for Edward Cullen? Get off my LJ. I can't have more than one insane, non-taste-having friend.

Also, today I accidently called everyone at work stupid. I say "accidently" because I said it to their faces, not because I didn't mean it. They are, in the main, very stupid.

I just watched Pain in the Heart and OH ZACK! Bones, why must you hurt me so?

froodle @ 2009-12-16T21:57:00

2009-12-16T21:57:18Z

If the Halloween episode of Bones is amazing, then the Christmas ones are even more so. I can't decide who I love more, stoned-Christmas-hat-wearing-miracle-declaring The Dave or bitter-cranky-Santa-is-dead-OH-GOOD-stranding-Hodgins-in-a-Dumpster The Dave. Both are so perfect and lovely!

Also, I must once again ask for your help in proving to my arch-foe Snithy that her taste in men is an abomination in the eyes of God and man. Please vote in the following poll and show her the error of her ways:

Spock

Edward Cullen (PS I am a loser with no taste)

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froodle @ 2009-12-16T00:07:00

2009-12-16T00:07:16Z

I'm watching the Halloween episode of Bones and OH GOD The Dave's costume! And that bit where Brennan and Evil Cam get into an argument over whether Wonder Woman or Cat Woman would win in a fight* and the part where they're all watching Hodgins on the computer and being like, OH NOES A TEENAGED GIRL IS BEING TORTURED WITH SNAKES WHAT TO DO and The Dave is just absent-mindedly playing with his calculator, OH THE DAVE, I love you so.

*FYI, Wonder Woman has better powers, but Cat Woman fights dirty, so... even money.

froodle @ 2009-12-13T20:46:00

2009-12-13T20:47:03Z

Okay, first of all, and yes I realise I am pretty much the last person in the ENTIRE WORLD to come to this conclusion, but the new Star Trek movie is SO LOVELY, OH GOD! I got it last week and this is the third time I've watched it and SO MUCH PRETTY, I actually don't know if I can stand such a high concentration of pretty.

Secondly, is anyone else reading Generation A, and if they are, is anyone else totally picturing Zack as Jason from True Blood? Especially that bit about the video of him driving a combine naked going viral, that sounds classicly Jason Stackhouse to me.

Thirdly, apparently there are books of the 4400. Why didn't I know this before? Why did fucking Dreamwidth have to be the one to tell me? And most importantly, are any of these the novel-length sick-and-twisted dark fic featuring Shawn and Marked!Jordan in an orgy of dubcon smuttiness that I have so longed for since about half-way through season four? Because I can only afford a couple of them right now and stupid Amazon doesn't have a DUDE SHAWN AND JORDAN ARE SO GAY IN THIS ONE tag. Which sucks. Stupid Amazon.

Anyway, some other stuff happened this weekend which was fun but I can't be bothered to talk about it right now because STAR TREK OH GOD and also Kagame is trying to climb on me and she keeps pressing the keyboard and it's annoying so I have to go. Please get back to me about the 4400 books though.

froodle @ 2009-12-13T20:27:00

2009-12-13T20:27:09Z

On the twelfth day of Christmas, froodle sent to me...

Twelve heathers drumming

Eleven heroes piping

Ten moomins a-leaping

Nine weeds dancing

Eight getbackers a-milking

Seven miracles a-swimming

Six btvs a-laying

Five ho-o-o-ocus pocus

Four desperate romantics

Three ginger snaps

Two usual suspects

...and a stargate in a kyle xy.

In 2009, froodle resolves to...

Learn to play the saiyuki.
Become a better creepshow.
Connect with my inner highlander.
Drink four glasses of halloween every day.
Take evening classes in angel.
Go to ultraviolet every Sunday.

FYI, four glasses a day is the absolute minimum amount of halloween you should drink in order to maintain a healthy level of spookiness. Seriously.

froodle @ 2009-12-11T01:19:00

2009-12-11T01:18:59Z

Like a froodle out of hell,
I'll be gone when the morning comes.

Which song was this lyric from?

Damn straight.

I had something I wanted to say here about the first season of Bones, but I got distracted when I came online and now I forget. It was probably something like OH ZACK, anyway.

OH ZACK!

froodle @ 2009-12-03T00:01:00

2009-12-03T00:01:48Z

Okay dudes, googlebrat has come up with the awesome concept of the Anti-Wishlist. No, it's not a list of things that are shit that I do not want you to buy for me. These are beautiful things that I already own, that I think other people should also own. Because they are beautiful.

In the grand tradition of all the best memes, once you have read my Anti-Wishlist and been overwhelmed by my good taste and encyclopedic knowledge of everything that is good ever, you have to write your own Anti-Wishlist. Be it games, music, books, films, TV shows, whatever, make a list of ten things you think other people should want for Christmas, and why.

How To Rob A Bank

Dudes, it totally offends me that more of you are not talking about the greatness of this movie. It basically starts with Nick Stahl (aka Ben Hawkins from Carnivale) ranting about bank surcharges while trapped in a bank vault, then moves to him ripping the duct-tape off the mouth of Jessica, a saucy librarian type (saucy librarians are my favourite kind of librarian, FYI) who proceeds to verbally abuse him, which prompts him to snap "Whoa there, Skippy. If I wanted more verbal abuse, I would just call some customer service centre somewhere." She mutters something behind the gag, and Ben (he will henceforth be refered to as Ben) asks sarcastically, "What was that? Was that 'Sorry for being a bitch'? 'I'll be nicer now?'" Anyway, Ben goes on to get into a snarking match via mobile phone with Balthazar from Constantine, who is there trying to rob the vault, and is cranky because Ben has ruined his plan by getting stuck in there when he ran for cover during the robbery and the door closed behind him. There's a lot of completely genius moments, but my personal favourites are the scene where Ben gets Balthazar and the hostage negotiator, Officer Degepse, on a conference call and cons Balthazar into apologising to Degepse and Degepse into accepting the apology, before being distracted by Jessica and hanging up after telling them to "talk among yourselves," and the moment when Balthazar's 'phone battery dies, prompting him to walk out of the bank, hurl his mobile at the SWAT officers surrounding him, hitting Degepse in the head, and then staring at them for a long moment before walking calmly back inside.
Carnivale

Seriously guys, why have more of you not watched this yet? If you liked Twin Peaks, American Gothic or Eerie Indiana, you should be watching Carnivale. Beautiful Nick Stahl takes time out from screwing up bank robberies in order to play the worlds unhappiest Avatar of Light. Ben wanders around looking miserable and confused, pausing occaisonally to shag Clea Duvall and Adrienne Barbeau, pretty much making him my hero for life. Meanwhile, Clancy Brown proves his evilness by making a mean paedophile dude kill himself (what?) and totally wanting his sister, while Cynthia Ettinger and Tim DeKay have pretty much the hottest on-screen romance that I have ever seen, ever. This is basically Twin Peaks if it was on HBO and took place in a travelling circus with strippers. It's awesome, and you should all be ashamed for not loving it like I do.
The 4400

I have pimped this in way more detail here, but this is basically Heroes if Heroes had a cast where everybody could act instead of leaving the beautiful Pasdar to struggle on alone, and the characterization, dialogue and plotting didn't totally fucking suck. In brief, a giant ball of light appears over Seattle, and from it emerges a whole mess of people who have disappeared over the last 60 years. They haven't aged a day, and some of them have come back with magical powers. A beautiful, earnest government agent dude with a penchant for being in a shower whenever an important plot point comes up investigates. There are flavours of man-hottness to suit every palette, and oh, it's quite a good show too.
Profit

Speaking of the beautiful Pasdar... this is pretty much him wandering around naked, with messy hair and too much eyeliner, while being evil in a variety of ways and narrating about how evil he is. Oh, and sleeping with his mum. AWESOME! My favourite bits are when he persuades a woman to go back to her estranged husband, even though he knows that the dude is a total psycho who will probably kill her, because it's the only way the husband will sign a deal that means more monies for the Pasdar, and the part where he deliberately traps another character alone with the uncle who molested her when she was thirteen, and then is totally smug and gleeful about it in the voice-over. That's some cold shit, the Pasdar. And I love it.
Wasting Away

You guys, this is simply the best zombie movie EVER. Yes, better than Dawn of the Dead. Yes, better than Shaun of the Dead. Yes, better even than if they made a movie of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and somehow were able to travel back in time and get thirty-year-old Colin Firth to star in it. The premise is that a bunch of people get infected with Zombie, except they don;t know that they're zombies and they think everyone else is all crazy and high-pitched and runs around really fast. They meet this other dude who tells them that they're super-soldiers, except it turns out he's just this zombie caretaker dude and then he goes crazy and does a dance. Wendall from Bones and the guy from Tigerland who isn't Colin Farrell star. It's marvellous. Why aren't you watching it right now? In fact, why aren't I?! Fuck this list, I'll finish it later.

froodle @ 2009-12-01T23:47:00

2009-12-01T23:47:12Z

Is it just me, or does Papa Midnite have pretty much the most thankless job ever? I'm watching Constantine and seriously, it would so suck to run a bar that caters to angels and demons. I mean, it's bad enough that the angels are cheap bastards who order water and then turn it into wine, so you're not making any money off them, but then the demons are always killin' and eatin' dudes right there on your tables and you just know they never pick up after themselves.

Poor sad Papa Midnite. I feel your no-profit-making pain.

froodle @ 2009-11-30T23:06:00

2009-11-30T23:06:20Z

Meme time!

Your favourite fandom is suddenly over-run by hoardes of ravening zombies. Who makes it out alive, who dies horribly and who gets zombified?

froodle @ 2009-11-30T22:50:00

2009-11-30T22:50:35Z

I was going to come on here and rant about how I hate my job and the fact that I work with utter brain-dead twatosaurs, but I decided to put Big Wolf on Campus on while I waited for my tea to cook and OH GOD!

Seriously you guys, OH GOD! It is so beautiful and hilarious and occaisonally MASSIVELY WRONG and I actually hurt a little bit from laughing so hard, OH DUDES YOU MUST ALL WATCH IT AND MARVEL AT ITS WONDERMENT!

I feel like I should make some kind of announcement at work, like, ASSHOLES! BWOC JUST SAVED YOU FROM GETTING YOUR FUCKING THROATS SLIT, YOU GODDAMNED RETARDS!

Oh, Big Wolf on Campus, ILU.

froodle @ 2009-11-23T23:08:00

2009-11-23T23:08:52Z

Oh my God, sometimes I just want to stab myself in the face to avoid being confronted by the fucktardery of the people around me. One of the brand-new fucktards on the team - I'll call her Pugfaced Chav, or PFC for short - actually asked me how to work out three percent of a bill. I was like, "Well, first you go back to school, in order to attain a basic fucking grasp of maths, you idiot, and then you throw yourself from a high building!"

I mean, are you fucking kidding me? The calculator on your computer even has a little percentage button! Christ, some people should never have been allowed to survive into adulthood.

Anyway, now I am watching How To Rob A Bank and it is beautiful - ninety minutes of Ben from Carnivale and Balthazar from Constantine trading insults through a bank vault door, could anything be more fun? I would totally watch a spin-off series based entirely around that concept.

froodle @ 2009-11-17T00:22:00

2009-11-17T00:22:34Z

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! Why has nobody written a fic about how Wendell from Bones is actually a zombie and the "people from the neighbourhood" who clubbed together to send him to college are the zombies from Wasting Away who form their own settlement at the end of the movie? I'm totally offended by the lack of a Wasting Away/Bones crossover.

Of course, if somebody was to write it for me, I would waive my offendedness. And I might give them some sort of reward, such as... umm... cake? Or a time canoe! Or even both!

Actually, I will only give you both if you manage to work something in there about Hodgins and the tiny gay English intern who is totally in love with him* aswell. But it will be totally worth it!

*This is actually kind of against the rules in Bones, since it was clearly established at the very start of the show that everyone is in love with The Dave and any other love-interests are secondary to that love, but I think Tiny Gay English Intern is very brave for daring to defy the Rule of Bones and thus deserves some credit. Or at least not to be written off the show for not loving The Dave enough.

froodle @ 2009-11-16T22:20:00

2009-11-16T22:20:09Z

Okay, one, I just watched American Outlaws, and it was BEAUTIFUL and an EXACT EXAMPLE of what all films about the Wild West should be, ie it should consist entirely of Colin Farrel being wet and shirtless and FOOLISHLY BRAVE and saying that various lady friends of his friends have moustaches EVEN THOUGH quite clearly they don't.

Secondly, dudes, I have been totally remiss in not talking more about my love for Once a Thief, for it is lovely and you should all watch it. I'm talking about the cheesy rip-off TV series, not the serious boring John Woo movie that doesn't even have Krycek in it, obviously.

If you've never heard of Once a Thief, there is quite a good overview of it here. It's this utterly marvellous show about these two ex-thieves, Li Ann and Mac, and an ex-cop who was UNJUSTLY FRAMED for some crime he didn't do - except that it's Krycek so probably he did do it really, just in a different way than everyone thinks, and then lied about it, because THAT IS HOW HE ROLLS - who work for a SHADOWY GOVERNMENT AGENCY (that you never learn the name of, and which is repeatedly referred to by all the characters as "a shadowy government agency") under the guidence of Jennifer Dale, aka MYSTIQUE, as the Director. Everything is about a hundred times better with Mystique. It also features a Valley Girl-cum-Mob Boss (no, really) and the two most awesomely marvellous assassins in the entire known universe, and it is SO GOOD YOU GUYS, oh my God.

Reasons you should watch it:

Murphy and Camier, the Cleaners, get called in to provide backup on a case when Mac, Krycek and Jackie (the Valley Girl-cum-Mob Boss who gets recruited into the Agency later in the series, dudes I totally gave that away, sorry) are kidnapped by some evils. After the evils are defeated, the Cleaners are going to execute them, but Jennifer Dale stops them. The Cleaners get really het up about this and mention filing a grievance through their union because Jennifer Dale brought them there under false pretenses and didn't let them kill some dudes.
When Mac gets married, Krycek offers to throw him a bachelor party, except Mac doesn't have any friends so Krycek brings in a random bunch of Japanese tourists, the Cleaners and a scientist that he interviewed from a case he was working on to fill out the numbers. No, really.
One episode starts with Li Ann and Jackie having this knock-down drag-out catfight in the middle of the Agency award ceremony. Mac and Krycek spend the rest of that episode fantasising about various girl-fights and betting on who would win. At the end of the episode, Krycek stupidly bets on Li Ann and Jackie to defeat the Director, despite the fact that Jennifer Dale has never lost a steel cage match.
During a brawl in a strip club, Mac is mistaken for a baddie and gets maced by the security dudes. While he's clawing at his eyes and screaming "I'm on your side! I'm one of you!" Krycek laughs evilly and wanders off. Seriously, he just lets him get arrested and everything, it's hilarious.
It has KRYCEK! I don't even know why I bothered to mention that other stuff, the existance of KRYCEK should be enough to convince you people. Go watch it!

froodle @ 2009-11-13T02:04:00

2009-11-13T02:04:34Z

Dudes, I just finished watching Escaflowne and I never picked up on this before, but is Folken kind of retarded or what? 'Cause, you know, he keeps sending Dilandau into these situations that obviously need a bit of delicate handling and then he gets all outraged and cranky when Dilandau starts setting fire to shit in the middle of a mission.

And okay, the first couple of times you sent him to kill one dude or nick one Guymelef and he ended up burning an entire city to the ground, maybe you'd think it was inexperiance or the heat of battle or whatever, but by the sixth or seventh time he pulls the exact same stunt, wouldn't you be like, "Okay, you stay home and mind the Fortress, Chesta can handle this since we're only going to collect one fucking sword, you little prick!"

Stupid Zaibach. If you're going to hire people that dumb to be your Stragegos, you don't deserve to rule the fucking world. Assholes.

froodle @ 2009-11-10T15:35:00

2009-11-10T15:48:14Z

Dudes, oh my God! I have just read the most unbelievably cheeky email from the House of Gas that I have ever recieved during the two and a half years that I have spent being slowly tortured there. After putting us on the 'phones pretty much constantly last week, the Powers That Be have decided to "offer" overtime to the Advocates so that we can come in and work our overdue caseloads, and they're acting like this is the biggest damn favour they could give us in the entire fucking universe.

So, let me get this straight: you want us to come in on our God-given, much-needed day of rest, for a lousy time-and-a-quarter, which by the way actually works out at less than what we make in our normal forty-hour week once you take taxes and NI into account, to clear up a mess that you got us into in the first place? A mess that, by the way, we warned you would happen if you kept using us to answer the fucking telephones instead of doing the work you specifically trained us to do? The mess that you then told us you were "confident" would not arise if we "managed our caseloads effectively", while also managing to get in a cheap shot about our "negative attitudes" during the same briefing?

Because in case I was being too subtle for you, dearest House of Gas, that was both an "I told you so" and a "Kiss my ass, you stupid motherfuckers, I'm not coming in on my day off just because you screwed up." It's your fuck-up, you fix it. Or, here's a notion: take us off the fucking 'phones, you slack-jawed corporate-cock-sucking halfwits.

Goddamn assholes.

froodle @ 2009-11-03T21:36:00

2009-11-03T21:36:21Z

Dudes, there are two new shows this season that I really want to hear about and none of you are talking about, and that displeases me. So, with immediate effect, everyone please start posting about White Collar and the Cult.

That is all.

froodle @ 2009-11-02T21:29:00

2009-11-02T21:35:51Z

OH FUCK OFF HEROES! I don't even know why I watch you anymore, you Pasdarless piece of shit. Having ripped off pretty much everything it could from the 4400, it's moved on to stealing wholesale from both BSG and Carnivale, except for the part where all of those shows were actually good and had storylines that made sense and characters you gave a damn about. Seriously, they've even got Tommy Dolan playing Sampson- oh, I'm sorry, "Samuel" - and sir, you are no Micheal Anderson. Also mean imaginary friend Sylar is not as badass as Clancy Brown and House-of-Mirrors spends-most-of-an-episode-crying-like-a-big-gay-baby Sylar is about a hundred million times less lovely than Nick Stahl. So in conclusion, I hate everyone and I'm going to watch Carnivale.

I think they should start stealing from Deadwood and then Ian McShane could guest-star and systematically slit everyones throats before feeding them to Mister Wu's piggies. COCKSUCKERS!

froodle @ 2009-10-27T22:53:00

2009-10-27T22:59:02Z

OH DUDES. I just watched the Lost Boys 2, and while I am still all about the Shane/Chris love, now I am also a little bit about the Erik/Kyle love too. Mostly because of that scene where they're playing a video game and Erik starts cheating and when Kyle yells at him he's all like, "Stop crying! You, always with your crying!" so Kyle runs him through with a sword. I love it because it's like a really gruesome version of the brawls that the Brothers Froodle and I used to have growing up, except instead of penetrating each other with phallic objects, we would yank the game controller out and try to choke and/or whip each other with the leads.

I don't know if that makes us more deviant or less deviant than a bunch of X-TREME SPORTS vampires though.

froodle @ 2009-10-25T16:22:00

2009-10-25T16:34:24Z

Dudes, I have just seen not one but two of the most marvellous movies I had never heard of before this weekend: Weirdsville, in which a group of preppy Satantists get curb-stomped by a quartet of mace-wielding midgets in medieval battle gear, and Wasting Away, in which a talking severed head leads a group of zombie bowling enthusiasts on a quest to found the Undead Holy Land. Quotes of utter joy include "Oh, this is all my fault! If I had a body I wouldn't have fallen out of the damn truck!" "Do you think Mexican brains are spicy?" and "Brain margheritas?"

Also, for extra comedic value, the lead midget in Weirdsville is the same midget that got karate-chopped by Colin Farrell in In Bruges, and the severed head in Wasting Away is the dude who played the soldier that was completely in love with Colin Farrell's character in Tigerland.

Clearly this proves that Colin Farrell is at the epicentre of everything that is good and pure in this life.

froodle @ 2009-10-23T21:28:00

2009-10-23T20:52:19Z

Dudes, I have just had the most EPIC idea about how Heroes can effectively attone for Nathangate - as with everything beautiful, it naturally involves Colin Farrell, debauchery and just a little bit of manly violence.

See, with Claude either dead or in hiding, and Adam... well, I don't want to talk about Adam, but let's just say he will not be around anymore... Heroes needs a new character to bring the UK-based snark for which we are so justly renowned. Enter Colin Farrell, reeling from whiskey and stinking of sex, to mortally offend/wound/sexify everyone he comes across.

His first act will be making Peter cry by dismissing his prophetic drawings as "rubbish by spastics," then following that up by headbutting Sylar when he tries to take his ability (which, by the way, is never actually revealed to the audience) breaking his nose and possibly done while yelling something along the lines of "Telekinesis? No, don't bother!"*

Having effectively demonstrated that even Claire's healing abilities are no match for Colin Farrell, our soon-to-be fan favourite then avails himself of Sylar's wallet, Watch of Evilness and any spare booze he might have on his person before putting the boot in a couple of times and fleeing into the night, while the world's lamest super-powered serial killer is curled up in fetal agony on the floor. At which point Mama Petrelli shows up and points out that which we have always known, that Sylar is such a disappointment that he really could be one of the Petrelli boys after all.

Anyway, while Daddy Bennet and the Haitian are dispatched to track down Colin and recruit him into the latest incarnation of the Company/the Initiative/the Brotherhood of Mutants/whatever, Sylar and Peter put aside their mutual animosity in order to form the We Hate Colin Farrell club, and pinky-swear to eradicate him from the world once and for all. Later, Bennet will join their quest when it emerges that Colin has seduced Claire, Lyle, Sandra, Mr Muggles, the Haitian and his horn-rimmed glasses, leaving him alone and unable to read small print in the world.

*In my book, sorry, someone comes at you with telekinesis, that is a deadly weapon, he's gotta take the consequences. That's almost as bad as knowing karate or trying to hit you with a bottle.

froodle @ 2009-10-23T11:55:00

2009-10-23T11:05:21Z

Okay dudes, this is still not as beautiful as Mohinder/Sylar set to the strains of Johnny Depp's homicidal rhyming rantings in Sweeney Todd, but still: it is quite mind-breakingly lovely. Petrellicest and the afore-mentioned Mohinder/Sylar lovin' done to the tune Without Love from Hairspray.

I can't decide what is more horribly wonderful - Sylar as Penny (pigtails! oral fixation! hostess snacks! OMG even Hairspray knows!) or the fact that all of Link's lines are so strangely Nathan-appropriate.

Also as honourable mentions, this is so how Peter and Sylar's fight at the end of season one should have gone and Petrellis + the tune from True Blood = a thing of pure beauty.

Man, there so needs to be a Broadway musical spin-off of Heroes. I would watch that shit.

...oh wait, no I wouldn't. OH MY GOD NATHAN!

froodle @ 2009-10-22T20:42:00

2009-10-22T19:48:39Z

Just finished watching Desperate Romantics - I'm aware that some of the MASSIVE LIBERTIES taken with historical accuracy should be making me wince, but somehow Slutty Frockcoat-Wearing Mitchell makes me not care. Though I do think he could have beeen naked more often, and also if he could have seen his way clear to debauching the narrator dude - who was so clearly gagging for it - that would be even better. Come on Rossetti, put a little effort into it!

However, those slight criticisms aside, I do think that any series that ends with Aiden Turner gleefully robbing somebodys grave before scampering off into the night is quite beautiful despite any other failings it may have.

Also, oh my God, there is Twin Peaks slash. Did everyone know this but me? Best. Day. Ever.

froodle @ 2009-10-21T21:39:00

2009-10-21T20:41:48Z

OH GOD NATHAN NO!

froodle @ 2009-10-21T17:16:00

2009-10-21T16:25:38Z

DUDES! Sylar's real dad is Daddy Luthor? On the one hand: AWESOME, because a day without John Glover is like a day without beautiful unicorns made from cake, but on the other hand, this makes Sylar's frequent lameitude even more annoying - you'd think with BDL floating around in his gene pool, he'd manage to be a bit more badass than he usually is.

Oh, and speaking of how much Sylar fails, did anyone else want to slap him when he went off on one at Radioactive Boy over how he'd used Sylar as a way to get out of town? Seriously Sylar, get over yourself. You're getting a strop on about the fact that a sixteen year old boy used you for his own selfish ends without considering your feelings first? Are you in fact a grown man or a highschool girl with a broken heart? Write it in glitter-ink in your fucking locked diary and put some sparkly stickers around it, you twinkie.

Also, I kind of figured that Rebel would turn out to be Micah, but I was secretly hoping Heroes would go down an ATM with a Heart of Gold-type route and Not-Niki would end up being stalked by a bowtie-wearing robot named Mister Wilson who makes her sing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" for hours on end until beautiful Nathan saves her beautifully with his beauty.

Man, Nathan is so pretty.

froodle @ 2009-10-20T19:19:00

2009-10-20T18:25:07Z

Oh thank God, he's not a zombie.

Now I'm up to the part where Mohinder injects himself with a magical potion that gives him the ability to be butch. He even has sex with a lady! Okay, it's just Sylar's aggravating sloppy seconds from the season before, but still. Of course, now he's turning into some kind of melty dinosaur thingie, so that sucks. Poor Mohinder. Your attempts to use science to help you attain some level of socially acceptable masculinity have failed, and now not only are you still the seven year old girl you always were, now you're a seven year old girl who looks like a rejected Power Rangers baddie.

Also, ADAM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!