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Weirdly Engrossing Trek Reviews (...by the serial killer from silence of the lambs??) [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:26 am]

ontd_startrek

[cleojones]
[Tags|, ]
[Current Mood | indescribable]

This is seriously the oddest Trekkish find, I have seen on the internet.

I just spent the morning watching this guy's feature-length Phantom Menace review.

Waaaay better than the movie, I tell ya'. Yes, I know that's not much of an accomplishment, but it was worth the look, at least for me. It's funny and surreal.

...Then I find out he's done long mocking reviews for all of the Next Gen Trek movies as well, and I figured you guys might want to see them.

Watch them. )
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Organizational Update [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:20 pm]
sparrington
[likeahurricane7]
I've officially made my LJ and all of its Sparrington fiction more easily navigable, primarily by putting together this Nifty Index of everything I've posted so far, so if you've missed anything or want to do some catching up or re-reading, it is now no longer a pain in the ass to do so.
Sorry for taking to long to make things actually user-friendly.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|01:18 pm]

statements

[tryaswemight]
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I need to go out and finish my Christmas shopping today, and really I only have to go to two stores (one is Blockbuster, where I was last night and stupidly didn't pick up the gift cards) but my arm still hurts and I'm feeling mighty lethargic.
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pictures of a dress [Dec. 20th, 2009|07:16 pm]

egl

[akiko_5]
[Current Location |bern]

hi ^^
i'm searching for cordinates or pictures from the innocent world white cat jsk.
i don't know the real name of this jsk but it's a white one with pink kitties.
does anyone have pictures of this?


aki~
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Dear Boots [Dec. 20th, 2009|06:10 pm]

note_to_cat

[firedancersoul]

Dear Boots, I know you had dad wrapped around your finger the day you appeared in our garden and I know I love you almost as much but seriously my bedroom is not your playground. If you must watch telly on my bed can you please sit down because otherwise all I can see are your ears. Also please don't give me *that* look when I don't move my stuff  immediately so you can sit in your special spot right beside me on the bed. Lots of love Katie

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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:02 pm]

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[alexandraerin]
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Meat tenderizers are fun.
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River is dancing. [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:01 am]

sages_of_chaos

[supernaturaltam]
[Current Mood | excited]

Bouncing around the sign area and making Dog yodel excitedly as the big animal romps with her.

"So!" says the young woman, grinning from ear to ear as she shoves her hair out of her face with her splinted right hand. "I have a job! I heard this guy talking about a tournament that was open to the Nexus, 'n went and kicked a few guys in armor's $@$@#@s, and now I'm the king of Lore's monster hunter! And the sweetest part? Fifty gold coins per monster."

"Which brings up my question." She stops and flops onto the arm of a couch and puts an arm around Dog's neck. "Anybody know what to do with gold coins?"
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If i may ask for an opinion...? [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:00 pm]

perfect_duet

[soliddragon123]
[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood | accomplished]
[Current Music |Bloodines - Dethklok]

I'm hoping to start a story for M&C but i'm unsure of when or where is might be set in time. Read more... )
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Strange. What is up with my body today??? [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:59 pm]

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[tryaswemight]
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I just sneezed a WHOLE LOT of blood, but it didn't start a nosebleed.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|05:54 pm]

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[eveningemma]
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Since Play screwed up my order and I couldn't get Michael his radio controlled Sonic, I got him a six month subscription to Retro Gamer magazine.
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I didn't sleep on that side all night, no idea what's going on. [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:48 pm]

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[tryaswemight]
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It feels like all the of the muscles and tissue in my right shoulder have been pounded with a meat tenderizer, which is really weird and extremely painful.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|10:46 am]

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[dame_wilbur]
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I love Don Corleone's Letter to Santa.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:43 pm]

tmi_chix

[houseof_leaves]
For my fellow TMI-ers who have stretched ear piercings:
You know that smell that they can get when you don't wash them every day? That weird, cheesy kind of smell?

Am I the only one who, after being lazy for a few days and not washing them, likes to rub their fingers on the jewelry and sniff it?

For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about: it's one of those "it's so bad but you can't help but smell it again and again" types of things.



In other news: I haven't had a proper poop in several days. It feels like I want to, but nothing's there! Mystery poop FTL.
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The Odd Couple [Dec. 20th, 2009|06:42 pm]

x_slash

[raven22372]
[Current Mood | embarrassed]
[Current Music |Bob Lenox, "In my Way"]

Technique: Pastel on brown paper
Pairing: Victor/Remy
Warning: NSFW
Rating: NC 17

I have to say I´m about to develop a little crush on that pairing. Since I am not a writer myself I have to follow my nose to find a suitable fic that jogs my imagination ;). Unfortunately most of what I found was Non-con and generally ended up with Cajun rape hich wasn´t my intention. Gambit in distress is quite appealing but I like him too much to make him a weak helpless victim. A lovely exception was this beautiful gem by Blue_soaring. Plus (and I hope this isn´t what one would call a spoiler) I liked the idea of Victor going off a little by getting licked his claws. ;)

Thanks for inspiration to Blue_soaring and Chaos_Erevos who supported the idea of getting them together without a clearing away the remains of a pitiful rape victim afterwards.

Suck here!
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:39 pm]

deadwoodfanfic

[moon_custafer]
[Current Mood | lethargic]

Should be at a party but I'm home with a cold, so I wrote this shortfic for a slight change of pace. Al/Doc, non-slash, set quite some time after the end of the show:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5594598/1/Drinking_Late_Sitting_Late
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Because obviously you have to have been to Italy to have the Prince tell the audience it's Verona. [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:41 am]

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[alexandraerin]
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Of all the arguments about the authorship of Shakespeare's plays, the one that holds that William Shakespeare wasn't well-traveled enough to have written in such detail about far-off places like Greece and Italy is the silliest.
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Tony Stark/Bruce Wayne - Calling a Truce (10/?) [Dec. 20th, 2009|09:41 am]

darkknightfic

[destinyawakened]
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|10:38 am]

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[dame_wilbur]
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[Current Music |Nightwish - Master Passion Greed | Powered by Last.fm]

I wonder if somebody could suggest an uploader other than Mediafire where I could upload a .zip because mediafire's being a dick right now and I really want to share the music w/ all of you.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|10:34 am]

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[dame_wilbur]
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[Current Music |Nightwish - For the Heart I Once Had | Powered by Last.fm]

I wonder if AE has had a chance to look at my file yet.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|10:33 am]

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[dame_wilbur]
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[Current Music |Nightwish - For the Heart I Once Had | Powered by Last.fm]

I'm trying to upload the Xmas CD my mom got from one of her colleagues but mediafire's being a total bitch about it.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|09:32 am]

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[heliophobe]
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The plan was to have a shower, clean up some dishes and make something to eat but the reality is that I had a shower, put my pyjama pants back on and am contemplating going and finding fast food.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|10:31 am]

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[dame_wilbur]
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[Current Music |Stephen Schwartz - Ratcliff's Plan [Instrumental] | Powered by Last.fm]

Somehow I think I managed to miss my friend's bday party which I thought was tomorrow but might well have been yesterday.
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Vacation [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:27 pm]

note_to_cat

[lady_toky]
[Current Location |the messy kitchen table]
[Current Mood | chipper]
[Current Music |Iron & Wine - Dearest Forsaken | Powered by Last.fm]

Dear Spock,
    Please be good when staying at the Mead's house for the two weeks I'm gone. I don't want to get a call saying you're a terror. And please try to get along with Tucker; I know you don't like dogs because you're not around them but one day you're going to have a brother or sister who is a dog.

Love,
  Mommy

P.S. Please don't be mad at me when I come home.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|05:25 pm]

statements

[eveningemma]
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It's not stopped snowing today.
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My doggies in the snow :-) [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:22 pm]

cf_pets

[crimsonfox79]
[Current Mood | cold]

I posted a journal entry of pics I took today of my 2 Shiba Inus in the snow.

http://crimsonfox79.livejournal.com/30314.html
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FIC - The Reeducation of Remy LeBeau - 159 - Happiest Place On Earth 3 (Adult, Xmen, Rogue/Gambit) [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:20 am]

xmmff

[vikingprincess]
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The Reeducation of Remy LeBeau – 159 – Happiest Place On Earth 3
Authors: [info]vikingprincess and SciFiGrl47
Setting: a blend of X1/X2 and the 616 comics, plus a pinch of Evo!Verse
Characters: Rogue/Gambit, Iceman, ensemble
Overall Ratings/Warnings: Adult/NC17 overall (language, violence, sexy goodness)
Summary: Running off to the rides, silliness, and a return to romance....
Dear Readers: Comments inspire the muse and make her happy!
PLEASE DO NOT ARCHIVE.

All prior chapters can be found here.

Previously )
( Happiest Place On Earth 3 )
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A Kitty Christmas [Dec. 20th, 2009|06:19 pm]

note_to_cat

[xlieblingx]
[Current Location |Germany, Duisburg]
[Current Mood | amused]

 Dear Sally and Emily,

I want to apologize in advance for what I have planned for tomorrow. This morning, I found you staring out the balcony door at all the snow and you wanted to play with it. In fact, I was a little annoyed by your enthusiasm. So tomorrow, I will let you find out why you're not supposed to go out play in the snow.  Be prepared to get wet (and cold) feet!

But I'll make it up to you on Christmas Eve because I plan to give you a little treat as well. So be excited for that.

Merry Christmas!
Your Roomie, Kathy
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FIC: Epicureal, by Soraya (NC-17) [Dec. 20th, 2009|05:18 pm]

mckay_sheppard

[soraya2004]
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[Current Music |"Sara Smile" by Hall and Oates]

Title: Epicureal
Author: Soraya
Rating: Adults Only (NC-17)
Genre: Slash, Established Relationship
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Length: ~9,000 words
Warnings: Male/Male sexual activity, mild kink, spoilers for season 4

Summary: There are a few other things that Rodney won't eat

Epicureal [NC-17]
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Fic: Reciprocation [Dec. 20th, 2009|05:16 pm]

primeval_denial

[knitekat]
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Fic: Packing, Chapter 7 (David/Ian, David/Ian/OMC, PG, Finnishsphinx) [Dec. 20th, 2009|07:15 pm]

numb3rs_slash

[finnishsphinx]
[Current Mood | relieved]

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Ow... [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:12 pm]

note_to_cat

[robina1984]
Dear Carisha,

I'm sorry you have fleas. I don't know where they came from, since you are an indoor cat, and I wish they'd stayed outside. You have severe reactions to flea bites (the vet said you were allergic. I think I'd be allergic to things nomming on me too) and I hate seeing how beautiful you are on the upper half of yourself when your bottom half is so thin and the red skin so obvious. It hurts me to see it!

However, the torture spray earlier? It was a Christmas present from my roommate for you. I'm sure it hurt (you jumped and meowed enough, and you are normally very quiet!) I didn't enjoy holding you down to get the stuff on you and I'm praying it works. If you need the second dosage though, can you please refrain from clawing my wrist? A little closer to my hand and people would think I was sucicidal!

I love you baby girl. May not always appreciate your demands for attention, but you are my baby and better than any child could be. I hope we kill these fleas and keep them away from you for the rest of your life.

Much love,
Your human
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|09:12 am]

note_to_cat

[retro_rider55]
My Dear Wormwood Persimmon;

NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BACON! BUGGER OFF!!!

We now return you to our regularly scheduled rant:


" - What's the deal with those airline peanu - "(sound of blunt object striking ductile surface; body hitting floor...)
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Oh and now THIS [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:11 pm]

shitty_advice

[evilsausage]
[Current Mood | exanimate]
[Current Music |South Park "Merry Fucking Christmas"]

We got hit with a blizzard where I live. Heavy snowfall went on for about a day, ending sometime this morning (or afternoon) while I slept. This is probably accompanied by freezing temperatures. But that's only part of the problem. The other part is I'm low on food for my cat and me. How do I fill the fridge without going out in that ugly weather?
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Drabble, The Ghost of Christmas Past, Connor(/Ryan), 12 [Dec. 20th, 2009|05:06 pm]

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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:06 pm]

metaquotes

[queencallipygos]
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I don't actually watch Dexter, but...still! [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:05 pm]

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[la_petite_singe]
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No one told me that the chick on "Dexter" was Layla in that SPN episode "Faith."
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I Still Love You by sheepfairy (NC-17) [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:05 pm]

crack_van

[gwynevere1]
[Tags|, ]

Fandom: EUREKA
Pairing: Allison Blake/Nathan Stark
Length: One-shot
Author on LJ: [info]sheepfairy
Author Website: www.planet-fiction.net or sheepfairy_owns's Bookmarks on Delicious
Why this must be read: Sure, this may be porn, but it's really in-character porn. I like how the author depicts the little differences in how Allison and Nathan behave when together as opposed to when they're in their public roles (especially Nathan):

Nathan moans, and she smiles and shifts up against him. He's always so calm and so cool, and she likes to see him losing his composure, especially when he's losing it with her.

I also like that this is porn about two adults who have a history together, whereas so much smutty fanfic is first-time!fic (which, is fine in some cases, but can become boring after the 10,000th story).

I Still Love You
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Happiness was Born a Twin by Chick Walker (G) [Dec. 20th, 2009|09:04 am]

crack_van

[georgiesmith]
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Fandom: Alias Smith and Jones
Pairing: Hannibal Heyes / Kid Curry (Gen)
Length: approximately 3,600 words
Author on LJ: unknown
Author Website: A lot of his stories can be found at  Alias Smith and Jones Fanfic

Why this must be read: Heyes and Curry are exhausted, holed up in some small town ruminating over the events that brought them to this particular town and whether or not they'll get their amnesty over a friendly glass of whiskey while Heyes attempts to read a dime novel he found in their room. Just the kind of scene we'd see in the show. It's filled with warmth, friendly banter and the camaraderie that made the chemistry between the two former outlaws so memorable. Honestly, this could be a missing scene from an episode, it's just that good.

Happiness was Born a Twin
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|12:03 pm]

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[rintheamazing]
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After I eat lunch, I'm going to head to the store quickly, and then I need to bake a kajillion cookies.
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2009|03:12 pm]

phanwank

[kryss_labryn]
So far as I can tell, this is a German version of Phantom. Obviously they are ripping off ALW to the extent of using the same half-mask, but it isn't the ALW version. It's kind of awesome in that Christine is a blonde, and that the Phantom's Red Death costume, in a room full of dress-clothes-clad-men with identical masks (in various colours), is exactly the same-- except his mask is red, and he's got "Death" (Tod) written on his back. In red. So, you know, it's the Red Death costume. XD It sort of seems an interesting production. Lower budget, apparently <strike>given the Red Death costume haha</strike> as the sets are mainly pictures projected onto a backdrop, but the costuming is better than Phantom X, at least. XD The site is in German, but through the magic of Google Translate I learn that the Phantom is played by the same guy who did Graf Krolock in Tanz der Vampire. The Translation (in case the link doesn't work) ) I'm told it's actually dreadful, but I couldn't wait through the 15 minute clip at the bottom before sharing it with you all. So go check it out! :D
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:41 am]

note_to_cat

[jerel]
Dear O'Jay:

I am very very excited. This is your first holiday away from the shelter. And you were there such a long time. I'm sad that you never had any Christmases. I know Miss Jackie and the other shelter helpers decorate and give you special holiday treatses. But you've always been in a cage or sharing a room with other kitties. Now you get to have your own home for the holidays.

But it's important to note that decorations are not for noms. We're okay with sniffings and rubbings and even swattings; we didn't put up anything breakable just for that reason. :) But plastic is not yummy.

We're glad you like the tree--or rather, that you liked the box the tree came in. Sorry, but it had to go back in the garage, because Mommy was tired of tripping over it. Now, once the ornaments are on the tree, you will NOT be allowed to take them off. Yes, they're shiny and dangling, but ornaments go ON a tree: not under it, not around it, and not in other rooms. I know that when you're around, things tend to migrate (and just where did my other slipper go?!) But please leave the tree intact. Take a cue from your sister and just look, or take a nap under it.

Finally, please note that boxes under the tree are not for kitties. Kitties will have presents, but those are not them. So kindly refrain from unwrapping or nomming on them.

Meowy Christmas, my big bundle of curiosity.
Mama
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:39 am]

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[deltashade]
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I hate shoveling god damn.
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Fic: Pet Convict [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:36 am]

caffrey_burke

[shea]
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:37 am]

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[rintheamazing]
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Fortunately, it's -2C out, so all our food is staying nice and cold in the garage, but this is so very not convenient.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:36 am]

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[rintheamazing]
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Our fridge died yesterday, and nobody is answering the emergency pager number for the co-op.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|10:29 am]

statements

[popelizbet]
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I think if I'm ever going to achieve even basic proficiency with an instrument other than the tambourine, this is it.
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Ficlet Series: Walk With Me - Day Twenty [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:26 am]

pirategasm

[mamazano]
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More small gifts posted! [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:24 am]

remusxsirius

[magnetic_pole]
FIC:

[info]ceredwensirius wrote No More Words for [info]thedreamisreal
When Sirius and Remus see each other after the Triwizard Tournament, they find that there are no words necessary. (Rated G)

[info]lollyphants wrote The Parachuter for [info]lady_luthienne
Sirius’ interest in muggle Christmas traditions dwindles until Remus tells blatant lies about pink plastic men. (Rated PG-13)
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Fic: Pet Convict [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:22 am]

whitecollarfic

[shea]
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Feelings on the newest episodes [Dec. 20th, 2009|11:19 am]

the_rpm_garage

[dj_rocca]
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Discussion goes below in the comments.
So duh on the spoiler warning.
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