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"...I do not peddle flesh; I sell dreams..."
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[Jun. 28th, 2009|11:52 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | angel, buffy, christian kane, david boreanaz, dickens, firefly, joss whedon, numb3rs, poor ickle lindsey, serenity, the dave, zombies | ] |
Dudes! Okay so, I generally try and pretend the last four seasons of Buffy never happened, mostly because thinking about them sparks off a twnety minute string of profanities about the shitness of Dawn/Riley/Kennedy and the downfall of Buffy and I really try not to mention what Xander devolved into because it breaks my heart a bit and of course you have Spike's eighty-odd-episodes-long character rape and I'm going to stop now because otherwise this post will be another swearathon, but anyway! So I always thought that Andrew was a bit shit, although in fairness by the time it ended he was the only one I wasn't actively hoping would die, but only because he was just lame instead of rage-inducingly dislikable. But anyway, I was watching that episode of Angel with the mental Slayer who cuts off Spike's hands, and I realised, it's Amita from Numb3rs. And now I'm thinking, Andrew can't have been as much of a 'tard as I thought he was, because apparently his training program not only makes you not be crazy, it turns you into a kind of Maths Superhero.
And now I think Amita Ramanujan: Vampire Slayer should be a show. Or maybe she can be a character in my Zombie Dickens fest - like when Zombie Twist is all, "Please sir, can I have some more... BRAINS ARRRGHRAHGARGHCHOMPYFACE!" Amita can dramatically ninja in through the window and dismember him.
I'm not sure how I feel about Amita/The Dave, though. Probably he would have another love interest that was Lindsey no I didn't just write that.
Also, where is all my Jayne/Simon porn? I thought I bookmarked it under memories but it's gone away. Boo! |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|01:01 am] |
Okay, first of all? FUCK YOU THE EMMYS! Seriously, fuck you right in your stupid Wire-ignoring faces. HOW COULD YOU VOTE FOR HOUSE OVER THE BUNK?! That shit is just not on. You all suck.
On a totally different note, I have finally figured out what it is that bothers me about... err... Agent-That-Is-Not-Krycek from Once a Thief. Even apart from the fact that he takes up precious camera time with his non-Krycek face, which is in itself a crime, he's also the useless boyfriend from the Opposite of Sex! Oh, you fail, Agent-That-Is-Not-Krycek. No wonder Li Ann told everyone you were dead. I'd be ashamed to be seen in public with you too.
Also, I hate Sean Austin so much I cannot even describe it. He makes my skin crawl with loathing every time I see his stupid face. Urgh. I shall hold him personally responsible for Skeet Ulrich's beard debacle in Into The West.
Christian Kane has no-one but himself to blame those pigtails on, though. Idiot. |
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[Jul. 14th, 2008|10:11 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | bones, carnivale, christian kane, david boreanaz, david tennant, deadwood, doctor who, into the west, jericho, krycek, once a thief, poor ickle lindsey, skeet ulrich, the dave, x-files | ] |
Man, how ACTION-PACKED is the second season of Jericho? See Jake fly a plane! See Mister Hawkins kill about eighteen thousand guys with his bare hands! See missiles! See stabbings! See Texas save the world! See The Dave's old boss wear a crazy moustache!
And, don't get me wrong, I love car chases and exciting PLANE WARS as much as anyone, but the first season had these really beautiful quiet moments that were just about like, people being people, and didn't involve X-TREME ACTION TO THE MAXX, and I felt that because they were only given seven episodes to wrap the whole thing up, it was all about Jake and Mister Hawkins beating everyone up and so we didn't get that same feeling of... humanness, I guess... that we did in season one, because it was all RARGH NO THE GOVERNMENT IS EVIL AND OWNED BY CORPORATE AMERICA HODGINS WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG RARGH!
Also, I am calling him Mister Hawkins because every time I go to write Hawkins by itself I keep thinking I mean Ben from Carnivale and then I get really confused - is he healing folks or breaking necks? Actually, Ben would probably break necks if he had to, but then he would have to brood and look pretty for the next two episodes, whereas in Jericho brooding and looking pretty is clearly Jake's role. Mister Hawkins has no time for brooding - he only has time for KICKING TERRORIST ASS!
Also! ( Read more... )
Also! I am very sad that the mysterious John Smith did not in fact turn out to be a school-masterly David Tennant. That would have been awesome - David Tennant and Lennie James in a knock-down drag-out fight over a nuclear warhead would have been So Cool.
So in conclusion: it was cool, but CBS are fucking retards and it should never have been cancelled.
Into the West is alright, but like all other shows about the Wild West that are not Deadwood, it suffers from an excess of not being Deadwood. Also, Skeet Ulrich has a stupid beard and Christian Kane is possibly the worlds least convincing Lakota Indian, and his pigtails are stupid. So, fail. Mr Ellsworth needs to give them both a good talking to if you ask me.
I was going to write something about the Once a Thief TV series here, but I need to go find Jericho porn, so I'll just say Krycek = Pretty and have done with it. He is pretty though.
PS: I guess if somebody wanted to write me Jacob/Jethro porn, I might reconsider my take on Into the West. Lindsey will always be stupid, though. |
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[Nov. 15th, 2005|09:14 pm] |
Ah, such an easily-led Froodle am I...
<td align="center">Fun is most important in your life.
Having a high focus on fun indicates that you value your own enjoyment over anything else. And there is nothing wrong with that. Your motto is we're here for a good time - not a long time.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>
On the subject of fun and how much of it I'm not having at the moment, it's somewhat ironic that I took this course to avoid having to go out and work in the real world for another year, and could basically bum around being my lazyass self, and now I'm having to make way more effort than I would have if I was just, you know, a full-time phone monkey or coffee slinger or something.
Which I'll probably end up being in about eight months, with my four years of education, standing behind a counter in a clipon tie asking dolees and teen mothers if they would like fries with their Government-subsidized Happy Meals.
Le sigh.
On a lighter note, I am currently bopping along cheerily to my Christian Kane album, indulging my love of AltRockCountry (which is, as John Connolly puts it, "When your truck starts, your dog gets resurrected and your girlfriend comes back to you"). Oh, small town America. You bring me so much edutainment. Plus, you know, eventually one of these songs is going to get that fucking Foreverware ditty out of my head. The World o' Stuff jingle is funny; the Foreverware one is just annoying. Damn creepy freeziated 50's Stepford wives and their catchy songs.
I think I'm going to watch "Zombies in PJs" again and laugh about Dash being enraged when the Donald steals his pie and watch that abysmal advert the Donald puts together. There's just something about Marshall being forced to sing along and Dash dancing merrily in the background that fills me with a warm and fuzzy glow. |
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[Aug. 11th, 2004|06:21 pm] |
Many random pieces of information today:
1) The bloke that played Gavin (annoying lawyer type who had the audacity to try and replace Lindsey and got turned into a zombie for his trouble) in Angel was in Spiderman 2. Only for like, a second, but it made me say "Hey, that's Gavin!" And nobody else knew who he was and it was like Penn being in SWAT all over again and I felt sad.
2) Speaking of ickle Lindsey, check out the latest KANE newsletter:
From: KaneTeamers@aol.com
KANE are back playing another show at 1650 CLUB in Hollywood!
This time we're reteaming with Shooter Jennings. Hide the Jack Daniels and lock in your daughters. It's gonna be a wild one...
Thursday, August 19th, 2004
9:00pm Pen 15 Club
10:00pm KANE
11:00pm SHOOTER JENNINGS BAND
all at: 1650 Club (formerly Vinyl)
1650 N. Schrader @ Hollywood Blvd
Hollywood, CA.
$10.00
age 21+ only please (sorry)
also... we are considering taking the band to the UK for a few shows the first week of November. Please drop us a line if you would be interested in seeing us there. Nothing fancy... just let us know you would come out.
What are you waiting for? Fucking email them!
3) Totally unrelated, and probably quite old news to most people who would actually care, but it seems Blaise Zabini, the "missing Slytherin", has an official gender. |
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