Instead of replacing her with another fourth person, we got the assistant supervisor who had that role for two years while getting paid to assistant-supervise one guy. Hes a fantasy football buddy of the manager who would not manage, these things are not unrelated.
Assistant supervisor gets chewed out by the domineering loudmouth on the team for, essentially, not knowing what what we do, not being able to do what we do, and having been promoted because he is besties with TMWWNM. One of those things is an actual massive bugbear for me, the other two are surmountable if hes willing to learn and help put, which i think he is, and which will go a long way mitigate the third issue.
Except TMWWNM transfers Loudy McBlabberton to a totally made up role where she wont be around to shout at his little buddy, and leaves two of us to pick up the four person workload. And the other person is on reduced hours so a lot of the time, its just me.
And fuck me, are relentless cunts ever getting relentlessly cunty with me for not being able to do two, three and four peoples work as fast as two, three or four people would be able to do.
Of course the Assistant Supervisor who never assisted or supervised is fucking useless at actually setting a priority, or agreeing amending or committing to a priority that i suggest, or backing me up when I say i cant do all these tasks in a single morning because it takes four people to do all that in a morning.
Today I had some idiot ring me up first thing demanding to know when a thing that was due at COP today would be done - um, by COP, and likely before that if I can just work without being interupted by cunty cunts cunting it up like they get paid to cunt?
And then when I had a whole bunch of tasks i couldnt complete because her department hadnt done their stage, which blocks my stage, and i emailed the team inbox with the relevant info - you know, not interupting their workflow, not breaking her concentration or demanding immediate attention, just, hey, can you get to these things and let me know when so i can do my bit? - she rings my phone for like five.minutes, then my supervisor - who is out of the room - then a guy on another team who sits near me - who is out of the room - then me again - then the guy at the near desk, who answers.
And hes like, everyone else was out of the room, shes up to her eyes, maybe reply to the email?
ANd she sends an email saying "i wasnt trying to hound you, i just wanted you to know we got your emails and we'll get to them when we can"
OH MY GOD FUCK YOU IF YOU WERENT TRYING TO HOUND ME WHY WOULD YOU RING MY DESKNON STOP FOR FIVE MINUTES, TWICE, IN BETWEEN RINGING MY BOSS AND SO.E GUY WHO JUST SITS NEAR ME, ALL TO SAY YOU HADNT DONE WHAT ID ASKED BUT WOUPD DO WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE?!
HOW ARE YOU ALLOWED TO PRIORITISE YOUR WORKLOAD BUT I HAVE TO DROP EVERYTHING TO LISTEN TO YOU EXPLAIN THAT FUCKING FACT TO ME EVEN THOUGH I LITERALLY GAVE YOU ROOM TO DO JUST THAT BY NOT INTERUPTING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Liar or fucking idiot, most likely a combination of both. Fuck you you werent trying to hound me, you literally just hounded me you stupid fucking cunt!!
God i am so sick of stupid fucking useless shitstains who act entitled to my.immediate time and attention every fucking time they have a fucking half formed abortion of a thought!