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Life is so weird. Ben Heg announces he and Jo are expecting their first kid, the same day Mike's grunkle dies. Their baby, Zachary Bo (Zachareebo) is born the day a friend miscarries. And they pick the name the same day our grandpa dies. RIP Grandad HongKong, you were a top tier grandad.
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Work had a change of leadership at the start of the year. The new MDs new executove assistant is big on trying to reform the company's image and culture. To that end, shes horned in on a pre-existing beach cleaning charity event as an excuse to get some branded shirts in local newspapers.

All the employees who showed up were women. Having your lower-paid female staff provide free labour in order to boost corporate image is... honestly, not a great look, but weirdly fucking perfect for that shitshow.

I do understand that scheduling a photo op with an embroidered version of our logo on display is far easier than fixing a company culture gone toxic, but how about you at least try to look like you've put some fucking effort in?
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Okay i just saw the follow up episode and oh my god, fuck that entire football team. "MIDGE IS DEAD ALSO A SERPENT SHAGGED HER LETS FUCK UP THE SERPENTS" what like fuck you guys is anyone actually gonna be Moose's friend what with his gf getting murdered and all oh no you just want to reunite your stupid balacalva sex club gang thing? Youre all idiots fuck the bulldogs.
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Jyou getting anxious and avoiding everyone because he was worried about getting yelled at for avoiding them the previous time he avoided them so now he avoids them even when he wants to hang out is like, eight million percent too real for me. Damn it. When did Jyou Kido become the digidestined i most relate to?!
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Seeing the world map showing the location of all the digidestined kids, and seeing ken, cody and davis show up as unknown has properly messed me up. My precious small haired goggle boy with his globe-spanning noodle empire! Tiny child Phoenix Wright! Evil whip wielding giggling twelve year old megalomaniac turned smooth-haired atoner! (YOU CAN KEEP YOUR CRUMMY AUTOGRAPH!!)

Also, i didnt see Yolei/Miyako there at all - does that mean shes dead? Oh man.
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Guess who's 34 years olds and woke her partner up crying over Digimon Tri? Yeah thats right, it was me. If being invested in the lives of eight teenagers and their mix and match monster pals is wrong, consider me a hopeless case.

Also, fuuuuuuuck those shitty girls in Mimis class that did fuck all about the school fair and then tore her idea to shreds after theyd signed off on it and shed done a tonne of work. Fuck you all. Hope kuwagamon flattens a building on top of you.
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For the love of god, stop talking!

Fucking hell that week took forever. For the last three days two loud idiots in my office have screeched, wittered and faffed non-stop about absolutely fuck all, constantly, all day. Its okay, fuckwits, im not trying to work or anything! I cant wear headphones because captain rapeculture thinks they look unprofessional, but he sits there silent while a man in his fifties throws peanuts and boiled sweets at a coworker and she screeches and throws them back. Jesus. i dont want to hear a human voice for the next two days after this buffoonery.
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I totally believed Moose when he told Kevin that Midge knew all about them and was cool with it, like these fucking highschoolers were going to have successfully negotiated an open relationship at seventeen. I am 100% the easiest person to trick.